The Chronicles of a Driver

Driving is fun aint it? no more mrts buses and walking.. only aircon and butt warming.. apart from the fact that fuel costs so much now that if you pay for fuel, you've really got nothing else to buy.. that is wad is driving is all abt.. paying for fuel.. driving now adays really involves not looking at the speedo but really the fuel gauge.. see it moving down too much and you automatically lift off the pedel and essentially, road hog.. well i must admit that i have hogged abit on steep hills.. wad for waste petrol by accelerating on a hill rite? i'll rather wait for the slope down and accelerate then.. haha.. more economic sense i guess.. but there will always be those rich ones who down even now wad fuel consumption is.. just to let ya know, driving faster does use more fuel.. (and you go 'oh!! really meh?? thought you use the same amount no matter wad speed you drive.. dun believe you.) well, i guess go ahead and drive fast and see your paper money being burned up.. haha.. unless you drive a real sports car, speed man!! haha.. but if your car is the type that outside look like STI but inside is a 1.6 litre or worst still 1.3, tink you should move aside and let the guy behind you overtake you..
ok then.. no more already.. apart from the fact that since Christmas is coming, you can be a great friend and buy me a Mercedes SLR.. thanks alot ah.. no model cars ah.. Ratio should be 1:1 k? hahah..
Drive safely and dun drink water and drive and wet your pants..
CHeers
God BLess..

The 80th post

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.