Why do Men have nipples???

was reading this great great book by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg whose title is above. Its the sort of stupid yet extremely interesting book that answers all the stupid qns you could ever ask. i bought the other called ' why do men sleep after sex' too.. let me share some interestings facts with yall(in my own words)..

well let me first answer the title qns. it seems looong long ago, 19 yrs for me, i was once a girl. a girl for only 6 weeks tho. that was the initial stage of my grwoth when i was yet an embryo. but Thank GOD!! genes had it that i would be a male.(thank you GOd for this so wonderful and impt fact!!!) so aft 6 weeks, the male chromosome in the embryo started to kick in and all the manly and masculine aspects of me started to take shape. so thus in those 6 weeks, i got me nipples and a little bit of breast. the answer for you.

Why does poo(aka shit) float?
its because of the air trapped in the poo. increased levels of gas and air makes it more dense and thus it floats! amazing science.

Is it true that left-handed ppl are smarter than right-handed ppl??
Nope. studies have not shown any concrete evidence but there is something interesting. Males are about one and a half to two times more likely to be left-handed than females. Anyway just some food for thought, the left brain specialises in language and speech whereas the right brain is responsible for visual and spartial skills. You ought to have known this that if you're right-handed, you're left brain dominant and vice versa.

Can you swallow your tongue??
It is not possible to swallow your tongue. The tongue can block the opening of the airway and one of the first things that you are taught in basic life support(i didnt go for that) is that if someone is having difficulty breathing, you should tilt his or her head and lift the chin. this helps remove the tongue as an obstruction.

Does the type of underpants men wear affect their fertilty??
Kramer on Seinfeld said:"I need the secured packaging of jockeys(briefs). My boys need a house!"
Wearing tight underwear will not affect your fertility. Thats becos we have a secret weapon called the scrotum. Its purpose in life is to maintain the testes at a temperature of approx 5 degrees less than the rest of the body. It appears as though the scrotum does it work whether you are in boxers, briefs or free ballin. So you can make your own fashion choice and your sperm wont know the difference.

ding dong

had katong laksa today aft work. tasted great! yum.. food makes you happy.. for me at least.. haha.. had dinner with a few of the guys aft work. we went to look at car bodykits before that.. chion wants to modify or as we call it 'zheng' his car's kit to make it look more 'fierce'. mazda 3 becoming an rx 8 ah? haha.. dennis wants to do up his too.. sir too.. well if you look at it, all do.. haha.. all of us are in the car mod mood now la.. even if you arent, just going to the workshop would transform you into one.. imagine buying a car and then modding it into a different one. thats wad some do.. gonna get the civic in jan and given parental approval, im gonna get it done up.. but that'll have to wait till ive finished brunei.. no time to do it when im in ocs.. but its quite exciting.. started to save but as you know me, it can take awhile..

enough about cars, for all i know my parents wont allow me to do it up.. which would be a great pity.. anyway life is alright new batch of air graders coming in and all that. just hoping to see one tpjcian ard one of these days. no one else but me.. hai.. hoping..

going to malaysia one of these days to eat and go-kart.. so low to the ground and going so fast.. the one in escape is a far far far cry.. like comparing the premier league to s league.. cant wait.. christmas is coming and i havent bought any gifts yet.. when do ppl actually start buying gifts? or have they all already bought theirs? er.. not to worry.. thank god for late nite shopping..

im off.. take care
God Bless
cheers!

pics

So here are pics from Australia

Buddies from 10/06


The boss and I



that room brings back so many memories.. studying, mental flying and other stuff.. (which only we know)


flying that was very fun indeed. considering it always surprised you.. :D


sun was bright. thats why we had stupid faces..


10/06!!


The city of Tamworth





after


Before


The printout of our CT 4B cockpit..


Good morning Sir, QFIs and fellow colleagues. Im OCT Matt Lim presenting todays Ops Brief. (Not sure if its correct.. forgot already.. haha..)



food!!!



our accomodation blocks in tamworth

click bang

well finally got to update becos im on my block leave. its a great feeling i tell you.. must enjoy every single minute of it before ive got to go back again to ocs. at least its just air wing and not army again. but still tough anyways. im spectacularly unfit man.. when was the last time you ever saw a tummy on me man? cos ive got one right now.. haha.. quite sad that it got to this state.. will its alright cos i'll lose all the weight in brunei.

anyway my hp number has changed to becos i had to get a new phone. the old one, meaning that one that has been with me since sec sch was crapping up.. got the m600i. nice phone but no cam ya? had to get one without a camera. but everything else is cool.. it was either that or the w 950 one which was a little steep.. 1000 plus man.. too much if you ask me.. bought new boots too so this month's expenditure a little high.. save money man.. buy new paper also have to share. 30 cents each with one guy forking out extra 10 cents. haha..

speaking about money how much does your car do per litre? mine does close to 11 which is alright but that means buses overtake me man!! hahah!! cant do that again.. when im driving normally it drops to 8 km per litre!!! thats retarded!! there was even an instance when in dropped to 5 plus.. pumping 25 bucks every other day.. so tired of it i decided to just pump 50 yesterday and see how long it lasts.. I MUST BE LIGHT FOOTED!!! anyway cant wait for the new civic to arrive.. bet its fuel comsump rate is much better.. jan man.. one more month!!! hopefully my parents will allow me to modify it.. hopefully.. heheh.. mugen or modulo? still cant decide but more or less decided on the rims.. if i can change them that is..

havent been doing much except soccer, eating and eating.. had crystal jade yesterday with mel at tm and the svc was quite bad.. so we wont be going back there for a while.. rather eat at imperial.. but hawker still rocks the most man.. where is the best fried oyster egg in s'pore? is the the tamp ave 4 one, the 85 one, the lagoon one or the newton one? i still cant decide.. but i like all of them.. hahah.. tink about it..
ok tink i'll stop here..

cheers to all and take care!!
GOd Bless!